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Too bad I lives in the Philippines. I had to get the Java thing, make an account at Minecraft.net, but I can't play Minecraft because I not the premium. It said need to buy the game using credit card, but we don't have any Euros or Dollar. So, it's pretty much impossible for me to play Minecraft. I also knew a game called Facade but It wont go to the uTorrent. I only have a lame Left 4 Dead 2 I got from the Pirate Bay. The good thing about it is it had The Passing in it for free. The bad thing about it is it has no sound. No voice, hardly anything to hear,(only the intro has sounds, but when they talk they just open their mouths. The only voice I heard was Ellis saying, "Holy Shit.". So yeah, it's not great living in the Philippines. You have to get a lot of money to go to Das Americas or Le Europey and buy your piece of Minecraft.
Team Fortress 2 is nice too but, just like the other things above, and I also don't have Steam. Also had my birthday yesterday. Ate at Johnny Rocket's. Burgers here are large so expect your burger to get messed up. Don't tell them if your birthday is the day you are eating there. They sing some song I don't know and give you an (Cr)Apple Pie.

I just watch Minecraft on Youtube. So boring here, so hot, need to drink sum Carbonated Beverage. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye. Don't comment offensive hiphop voodoo here. You won't be appreciated if you do. You won't even comment. Won't come to Johnny Rocket's ever again. Burger King is better. Wendy's is fine too. Baconators increases your Weight and Fatness. Almost finished Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. I like bread. My dad hates buying things above 5,000 P or more. That's why I don't have fun in my house. I gave up asking him for a PS3 or other things. Impossible for me to have MAXIMUM HAPPINESS now. I hate swimming. I have a black friend. My dad, sister, and my lady cousin playing Temple Run and talking about some some sort of underwear which my dad calls "Jackstrap.". Log Finished.